CHANG CHUN BAO STATION
DUTY PAY LINE
You must declare all items.
Undeclared items will be confiscated plus a 100% fine.
Fei Hung, declare the ginseng to customs.
But father, they make us pay at least 50 yuan in duty.
- Here. - I know.
Why don't I just hide it in my pants?
Better yet, Young Master. Why don't we have the Master hide it inside his pants?
They won't search him, taking it for hernia only.
This idea..
- Outrageous, outrageous! - It won't work.
You always come up with dirty tricks.
- The Northern Army has imposed so heavy duties. - Yeah.
Many things are unfair in this world.
But when traveling, avoid as much trouble as you can.
Declare it.
Everybody back up!
Back, back, back! Make way!
Who's he? Why so snobbish?
Don't you know, the British Consul is privileged.
If you ever become a Consul, then you won't have to pay any duties.
Wow, that would be great.
What the hell? Watch where you're going!
Damn clumsy fool!
Someone pushed him.
I apologize.
But Young Master, why did you give him our ginseng?
So we don't have to pay tax. We'll get it back later.
- Seems we've hit the jackpot then! - What's that?
We can put everything into it then.
What's wrong?
It must be epilepsy. Tso!
Get up!
Release them!
Father, I'll help you pay the taxes.
Great, go then.
- Leave when you've finished. - Go, go, go!
CHANG CHUN BAO STATION YANG SHU GAO to MI SHA ZI
Young Master, catch this.
You monkeys, so naughty.
Put the luggage properly. Be careful.
A pickpocket?
Stealing from my father?!
Fei Hung! Fei Hung!
Fei Hung, don't chase him! Come back here.
Fei Hung, have you forgotten what I've taught you?
You can't win over a local boy.
Don't chase a desperate thief, understand?
But he stole your wallet.
Forget it, as there is no loss.
Remember..
The most important thing in life is..
Forgiving while you can!
- Remember that! - It slipped my mind for a moment!
Checkmate.
This doesn't count.
Hey, what's been done is done.
But there's no other move.
There is. Just think it over.
Father, look at that tree.
Wow, lots of big trees, look!
It's already gone.
Think it over.
Can't we just say that I've lost?
- You still have a chance. - Where? I don't see it.
Are you okay?
- What's this? - How could you miss that?
I'm sorry, Sir.
Is this ball yours?
Be more careful.
- Figured it out yet? - Already made my move.
- "Go" chess? - I can't beat you!
Father, forget about this. Let me go down and buy roast goose leg for you.
A vendor will come in a minute.
Just sit and wait.
But we must go down to buy a left goose leg.
Yeah.
I can see you two want to look around a bit.
No need to make up excuses.
- Just go. - Come on.
Hey!
Remember to stay out of trouble!
And be sure to come back before the train leaves!
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Pardon me.
What class is this? People and animals sitting together?!
No wonder the stink..
Hey!
It's like another world.
The weather in the North East is fine, isn't it?
Oh, so this is first class.
No wonder there are so many foreigners.
What are you doing here?
Looking for a friend.
- "You two" have friends in here? - Yeah, yeah, we do.
- Even so, you cannot enter. - Just a peek, OK?
No, get lost!
Get lost, or we'll arrest you!
- So, what do we do now? - Think of another idea to get inside.
- Young Master, what now? - Just watch me.
Go!
Get out of here! Go away! Go away!
- The chickens have fled! - Catch them!
Sorry!
What's happening?! Get the poultry out quick!
Sorry.
Hitting me?!
Stealing...
Hey thief, stop!
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop!
Stealing and beating people?!
- Running dog! (Traitor) - What?!
Come again, and I'll kill you!
Running dog!
Hey..
Don't run. I've got things to say to you!
First of all, I'm not a "running dog". Second...
- I've already conceded to you. - Why bother, think I would lose?
Where did he go?
You again? What exactly do you want?
Simple, just apologize to me.
Apologize for what?
For misunderstanding me!
Okay. Sorry.
Fine, but I still owe you one.
Hey, ducking doesn't count.
Hit me if you can!
Don't accuse me of bullying a senior.
- Ready? - Come on!
Ah, Drunken Fist?
Of course! What, you think I'm getting dizzy?
Good, come here.
- Come over. - YOU come over.
You come!
Fine...
Then let's wait till you get sober first.
Cao Guo Jiu, God Serving Wine.
Tie Gwai Li, Elbow Whirl and Knees Hit.
What do you call this stance?
Never seen "Han Zhong Li, Holding Jar" before?
Fairies Littering Petals.
Grasping Wrist and Hitting Chest!
Han Xiang Ji, Blowing a Flute?
And this stance?
Drunk in the battlefield.
Don't be frightened.
Get up!
Your kung fu is pretty good.
Young man, you're not too bad yourself.
But your Drunken Fist was..
Exceptional?
No, it's not powerful enough.
You can't kill people with it.
What?
My Drunken Fist can't kill? Then we gotta go another round.
But you're running out of time.
I'm young and strong. I've got lots of time.
Hey, the train's leaving!
Who cares! Let the train leave!
Don't go!
The train's leaving!
Brother, come on, give me your hand.
Thanks a lot.
You got back your stuff?
Ginseng?
Alright, everyone here get up.
Gather your luggage for inspection.
Faster, faster!
Everyone wake up!
Hey, get up!
Good morning.
What is the matter?
The British Council has lost something, so everyone has to be searched.
Search them.
- Search them. - Get your luggage out for inspection.
Quick!
Open it.
- What's that? - Lingtzu.
Bear Gall.
What's that box? Open it!
- Quick! - Ginseng.
What's that?
Deer foot ribs.
- Bear gall. - Already seen that one!
That box there!
The one behind you.
That one there!
Which one? You've already seen that one.
That box behind you, quick!
Show him. It's all medicine.
Open it up.
- Open it now! - Sir, sir..
He's my friend in bona fide business.
He's never been away. No need to search.
Who are you?
How do you dare to say that?
Sir, my apologies.
His dad is a general in the North East.
His dad's a general.
This is his territory.
Then check the next compartment.
Search the front part.
What an outstanding young man.
Fei Hung, follow his example.
Put aside the ginseng.
What are you saying?
The Emperor's jade seal is like the crown of England.
Everything combined here is not as valuable.
The director of the London Museum is the Premier's good friend.
I promised to put the jade seal symbolizing the power of Chinese Emperor
into the London Museum of Art.
I don't care how you do it.
I want it back.
Yes, Sir.
Don't worry, I know who's taken it.
- What are you waiting for then? - Yes, Sir.
John..
The workers at the steel factory refuse to work overtime.
Think of a solution for it, okay?
No problem, I'll get someone to fix it.
They'll go on with their work submissively.
- Go then. - Yes, Sir.
PO CHI LAM PHARMACY
Ancestors be blessed.
It's grand slam!
You win again? Is this a joke?
Thank you, Patriarch.
Less talking and more paying.
For treatment, tell them to go see Luk Ah-Choi.
I'm lucky, and the luck will stay.
- You haven't paid yet. - I've lost a lot.
Madam!
Master is back.
Master is back...
My husband is back!
Master
What took you so long?
I didn't hear it from inside.
Oh hubby, you're back.
Any hardship on the journey?
It was so-so.
Go on.
Stepmom, no mahjong game?
Nonsense!
How many times have I asked you not to see patients while I'm away?
Oh, you always preach about a doctor's parental love.
How can I stand by and do nothing when a dying person is nearby.
If I did, then you would blame me.
Wow, have they lost a lot?
Yes.
Need my help?
No need, it's a female problem. I can handle it.
Fei Hung, you've been away long. Go serve incense to your mom's shrine.
All right.
Wash your hands before you do it.
Stop laughing, bitch!
- Master. - Get a ladder for him to do it.
- Did you remember to water the plants? - Oh, yes.
Hey stepmom, whose chip is this?
- Fei Hung. - Huh?
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
- Go and serve incense. - Yeah.
Go now.
- This is mine. - What? It's mine, it's on my chair!
What are you doing?
What's the rush?
Remember to come again for treatment.
- Sure. - Remember.
- Madam Wong - Mr. Chan
- Has Master Wong returned? - Yes, he's inside.
About the ginseng I told him to buy for me.. Did he get it?
Yes, he got it. Please come in.
Mr. Chan has come for his ginseng.
- Ah, Mr. Chan, you.. - Come to get ginseng?!
What's the matter with you?
- Mr. Chan's here to get the ginseng. - Yes, hurry and go get it.
Mr. Chan, I've bought you a big ginseng.
Please take a seat. Let's chat after I've served incense.
Do as you please.
Please have a seat, let me bring you a cup of tea.
Thank you.
Where are you going?
If Master finds out the ginseng's gone, I'm finished.
- You won't. - Fei Hung.
What are you two doing?
Stepmom, come here, quick.
This time we're finished. The ginseng was replaced on the train.
What? Tso, you're finished.
Stepmom, you got to help us out.
Got it yet?
Coming!
Go and get a cup of tea for Mr. Chan.
I get the tea, and you figure out something.
He gets the tea, then what should I do?
What's behind me?
- There's a staircase.. - And above the stairs?
- The medicine storehouse. - And inside the storehouse?
- A box - And inside it?
Ginseng. Thank you, Madam.
It's poison.
- What do you mean? - To poison yourself.
Stop making fun of me, Madam!
Let me fix it.
- Mr. Chan - Thank you.
Please have some tea.
Father, have some tea.
Mr. Chan.
- Wow, this.. - It's big, isn't it?
A rare genus of super quality which appears only once every thousand year.
Just put it in boiling water. Boil it for 3 days and nights and get the extract.
After taking it, you're assured of potency and youth.
Why have you brought a white carrot?
White carrot?
You mean it looks like a white carrot?
Doesn't it look like ginseng?
No.
I was going to tell you it's a white carrot.
And it's a big white carrot.
It is ginseng's biggest enemy, they cannot be taken together.
Don't eat it within 3 months after taking ginseng. Understand?
Mr. Chan
My wife really is considerate.
She showed you a white carrot, in case you haven't seen one before.
She means to remind you not to eat white carrot in 3 months.
Doesn't it really look like ginseng?
Young Master, don't!
It doesn't concern me.
Fei Hung, what are you doing?
- It really doesn't concern me. - Stepmom, does it look like it?
Yes, very much. Where did you steal it?
Father's plant.
Damn it, just blame it on Tso.
Okay.
Come in quick. Let me help you.
Are you all right?
- It looks like it. - Of course.
Fei Hung's dad, come over.
Excuse me.
Please.
- What is it? - Come.
Why are you acting so strange?
I've got something on my mind that I want to tell you.
Fei Hung is all grown up now.
He must be lonesome.
- So what? - Have you ever thought...?
Mr. Chan, your ginseng.
Still wet?
Yes, just unearthed.
It was very hard for my father to find it.
He said it's wild ginseng.
Put it in a rice container for 3 days, then take it.
To bring him a small brother or sister.
We can talk about it later.
No..your Master Lu Ah-Choi's birthday is coming.
It has just passed.
He'll have birthday again next year.
- Then we'll deal with it next year. - I'm not finished.
Ginseng likes to hear heartbeat.
It should be put on the chest to get some human breath.
- Remember, wait 3 days before taking it. - OK.
And don't forget tomorrow's fund-raising assembly.
Master Wong, I must take my leave.
Have you seen the ginseng?
- Yes - Satisfied?
Very satisfied.
- Let me see you out. - Let Fei Hung do it.
It's not necessary. Good bye.
- Good bye. - Take care.
The Militia wants you to be their coach.
I've already given them my word.
- I was gonna tell you.. - Stepmom!
Mr. Chan has left.
What do you want to tell me?
Are we to ask for a 30-years deposit in advance?
You must be tired, go and take a rest.
- Yes, father. - If only I could live such a long life.
Frankly, if they do pay me a 30-year deposit,
then that would be a good thing.
Hey, why such a long face?
I'm afraid that father will find that plant.
Just throw the pot away.
- One more thing - What is it?
What if Mr. Chan really eats the fake ginseng? Then..
Then he'll probably get a little dizzy.
Hope he'll really wait 3 days.
Hey, look out!
- Time for dismissal, why not ring the bell? - I'll do it after delivering the coffee.
Fo Sang, my stove's going out. Add some fire.
Okay, no problem.
INDUSTRIAL ALCOHOL CAUTION: FLAMMABLE
Stand back.
Time for the dismissal, ring the bell.
What's the hurry..
Delivering coffee and then ringing the bell.
Off work!
Hey!
Ring the bell to start working.
- You are? - Go!
I'm the new foreman here. Do as I've told you.
Go on.
Hey, Fo Sang!
Why are you ringing the bell?
- Are you out of your mind? - Are you kidding?
Brother Keung...
The new foreman told me to do so.
New foreman?
Correct.
What a waste letting the factory go idle.
So we're working overtime, 4 hours overtime each night for a month.
What? One month?
Quiet, everybody!
Well, Mr. Smith
...if you agree to pay us overtime, then we will definitely work.
- Right. - We've already paid you for overtime.
The free board and lodging we provided you...
...already cover the overtime pay, understand?
Mr. Smith, free board and lodging are a precondition.
We won't work overtime if you don't pay for it.
Let's go!
Hold it!
You won't work overtime the first day I'm at work..
That means you're not giving me face.
It's not that we don't give you face, it's a matter of principle.
Who would work overtime without extra pay? Let's go.
- Don't go away! - Why not?!
Everyone back to work!
Stop, all of you!
Keung!
Are you going to work or not? Anybody still dare to disobey?
Henry, you're great!
Hey, just as I told you.
They're going to get right back to work.
Practice hard, everybody!
They disturb my sleep and make me have nightmare every night.
Any way to buy up that land?
That land is owned by Po Chi Lam. They refused our offer several times.
Damn it, find a way to throw out these bastards!
Yes.
Hey Fan, it's hard for you running it alone.
Why not find a person to help you?
Don't you guys agree?
Yeah!
Find who to help?
No females dare to kill shakes like me.
And men..
I couldn't afford to pay wages to them, so I prefer to be alone.
You make a good point.
But seriously
A female may suffer without the care of a man.
Why not let me teach you kung fu so that you can protect yourself?
I like Drunken Fist.
Drunken Fist is no use, it can't be used to fight.
Come to Sha Min tonight, and I'll teach you Choy Lee Fut boxing.
No, I prefer Drunken Fist.
What you looking at?
Get back to work.
Are you all dead? Can't you see all the people waiting to buy fish?
Drunken Fist beats Choy Lee Fut?
I chop!
Hey, Master Tsan.
Wong Fei Hung?
One catty of mince fish, one fish maw, quickly please.
How much fish maw?
Snake gall is good for the eyes, suits elderly persons best.
Hey, Miss Fan.
Brother Fei Hung!
The snake.
- Never mind, what do you want? - 3 snake galls and one pheasant.
I've already reserved them for you.
Thank you.
Which side of the fish maw?
Any side is okay, thanks.
Brother Fei Hung, I hear your Drunken Fist is very good.
It's not true.
- Teach me a few moves when you've time. - Sure.
Hey!
I won't mince fish today.
Oh never mind. I'll do it at home myself.
Just do it! Mince the fish right away.
Brother Fei Hung, when do you think you could teach me Drunken Fist?
Are you kidding, Drunken Fist is useless and sissy.
Ah Wong Fei Hung...
...you've spoken the truth.
Yes. Why don't you ask Master Tsan to teach you Choy Lee Fut?
Is Choy Lee Fut really any good?
At least my Choy Lee Fut is better than Drunken Fist.
Brother Fei Hung, never mind him.
When will you teach me?
Ah Fan, you tell him..
Choy Lee Fut is better than Drunken Fist.
Pupils, don't you agree?
Of course, no question about that.
- It depends on who's fighting. - It's my Choy Lee Fut..
Beating your Drunken Fist.
Wong Fei Hung!
If I lose to you, then you can get the fish for free.
My treat!
Tsan, it's a deal then.
Definitely.
Master Tsan
There's too many people here, and somebody could get hurt.
No worry, more people means more witnesses.
Neighbors, ladies and gentlemen!
Today I, fishmonger Tsan, will have a fight with Wong Fei Hung.
Hope you people can be our witnesses.
Come on!
No need to be afraid, it's just a fight for fun.
It's not for real.
Why don't you use Drunken Fist?
Great!
Brother Fei Hung, you've won!
No, it was a draw. Master Tsan was as good.
Right. Again.
Master Tsan!
Mom, I'm coming. My mom's calling me.
Thanks.
We'll fight another day.
- Your fish. - Master Tsan, how much do I owe you?
- It's my treat. - Thanks a lot.
All right now, it was a draw.
Show over, buy food everyone.
- Getting food for free? Did you fight again? - No.
Good, or else your father will yell at you.
How can we afford to buy a new ginseng?
By selling the diamond necklace I got from your father.
Will that be okay?
Of course, we'll get in trouble if Mr. Chan takes the fake ginseng.
- Thank you, stepmom. - A friend in need is a friend indeed.
He's the man wanted by the Consul.
You follow him, and I'll bring some men, okay?
Yes.
Wong Kei Ying wouldn't sell his wife's jewelry even in emergency.
- Try to cut down the price, understand? - Yes, what a nagger.
- We may get a bargain. - Go.
So was the drought very serious?
That province is known for infertility.
There's no harvest and no rain.
How can it not be serious?
My ex-classmate told me that one whole family shares one pair of pants only.
One pair? Then who gets to wear it?
The one that goes out.
Hello. Sorry I'm late.
- You're always late. - Master Wong.
- Mr. Chiu, have a seat. - Fei Hung, can we leave now?
Aren't you having a meeting with my wife at the Western Cafe?
Really, playing mahjong again?
Oh no. It's to help you with the fund raising.
Aren't you coming with me?
Right, I'll try to get a donation from Tsan.
You don't want to keep them waiting. Go now, quick.
- Let's go now. - We're leaving.
- Goodbye. - Good day, we're leaving now.
Don't arouse trouble.
Okay.
Go and bring some men.
Since everyone's here now, please Master Wong, explain the procedure.
Oh okay.
Since Po Chi Lam's in trouble, we must answer Master Wong's request for donation.
Please don't misunderstand. The donation is not for Po Chi Lam.
It's for the drought victims.
The donation goes to whoever is in trouble.
We're all Chinese, right?
- We'll call for you later. - Okay.
- Have you revealed it to others? - No.
Don't frame me.
Whoever reveals it gets her face boxed in.
You'll get it for sure.
Shame on your dirty mouth. Luckily my face's okay.
- We're no busybody. - Right.
Who's busybody then, if not you?
They're every inch a busybody.
That's enough.
Show us quick!
- It must be beautiful. - There.
So valuable!
Wait, let's be clear on one thing.
I'm putting it in your custody temporarily. I'll redeem it as soon as I can.
OK. At worst I'll pay a higher price.
Let me have a closer look.
Have you seen the item yet?
I'm not sure, but the item she has seems to be quite valuable.
Well, let's snatch it.
Be careful not to expose your identity.
- Okay. - You act and you help.
Listen, don't wear it to show off.
Don't worry, I'll enjoy it a home only.
- What's wrong? - Thief..
You have to shout louder.
Thief! Thief!
Don't pick it up, leave it.
Fei Hung, over there.
Luckily you can run fast..
Fei Hung, you're great.
My son is fantastic!
- Hey, Fei Hung! - Fat, hello.
- What's the matter? - You just hit me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Just "sorry" and you wanna go?
What do you want then?
Say sorry to me by kneeling down and kowtow.
Are you serious?
Never mind him, they're birds of the same feather.
Don't speak nonsense, bitch!
Hey, you're calling me a bitch?!
No one has called me that for a long time.
You couldn't escape our attention. You exchanged eyes with that man.
You look despicable even in a foreign suit.
Beating my stepmom?!
- Stepmom, are you all right? - No problem.
Hitting my son?
Stepmom, is your mouth alright?
Don't you dare leave this place, unless you apologize on your knees.
You're really going too far.
Son, ...!
- What did you say? - Beat him!
But that means fighting.
No? Then I'll fight him.
- Are you okay? - I'm alright.
My necklace's in that bag. What now?
- Tell him to fling it over here. - Son, fling it over to me.
- Who's this young man? - Wong Kei Ying's son.
Po Chi Lam.
His Drunken Fist is terrific.
What's Drunken Fist? Tell your son to show us.
Want to see? No problem.
Fei Hung!
Fei Hung, teach them a lesson with The Eight Fairies' Drunken Fist.
- Father will yell at me. - If he does, I'll support you.
With all these people around, it's for the publicity image of Po Chi Lam.
- Check this out! - Give him a lesson.
You bunch of fools! Four beaten by one!
Come on!
- Is this Drunken Fist? - I think so.
Not bad.
- Right, not bad. - But not quite powerful though.
Yeah, not powerful enough.
Hey, who are you to judge?
- Come on. - Let's go then.
- What are you doing? - Get as much wine as you can.
Miss, you haven't paid for the wine.
- Charge it on Madam Wong's account. - All right, then.
- Go faster! - They're fighting over there.
- Where did they go? - Over there.
Let's go.
I'll go with Yee to call the police.
Don't call the police!
Fei Hung, catch!
Father won't let me drink.
Your father won't let you, but I will.
Po Chi Lam's reputation is gonna be ruined if you lose.
Here's more, white wine, red wine!
Can your son really drink that much?
Sure, it adds to his strength.
Son, are you okay?
Think I'll be okay if I drink a little more.
A little more? Give it to me. Catch!
Thanks
Why are you still crouching there?
So strong, what kind of wine is that?
Don't know the words, but it has a cross and a zero.
Good wine!
Lu Dong Bing Drinking Gives Herculean Strength
Tie Gwai Li Elbow Whirl and Knees Hit
Han Zhong Li Holding Jar with Drunken Gait
Cao Guo Jiu!
Fairies Serve Wine, Choking the Throat.
Attack!
Zhang Guo Lao Drunken, Throwing Cup and Kicking Continuously
Lan Cal He Serving Wine on One Foot.
Han Xiang Zi
Grasping Wrist, Attacking Chest, Playing Flute Drunken.
He Xian Gu
Angel He, Serving Wine.
Serving Wine with Swaying Wait and Drunken Gait
Twisting the Bottom
What stance is this?
Xian Gu having a piss.
- There is such a stance? - I haven't seen it before either.
Cao Guo Jiu Cleaning Whiskers at the Brook
Drinking Removes Myriads of Woes.
Don't run! (similar pronunciation to "rice wine")
- Your son wants some rice wine. - How can I find it?
So go and find some.
Oh hubby, you're here.
Dear, Fei Hung is being beaten up.
Hold this. Fei Hung!
- Fei Hung! - Gods on Birthday Celebration.
Oh, no!
Hey! Are you out of your mind?
- You're hitting your father?! - Father?
Oh father, so it's you.
The love between father and son.
- It's you, father. - You're fighting again.
Fighting?
- What has happened? - You should have come earlier.
Fei Hung fought brilliantly.
The thugs snatched Hung's diamond necklace, which she bought from Mrs. Wong.
Why did you sell your diamond necklace?
Master Wong, if Po Chi Lam has financial trouble, then you could have told us.
Why raise funds under the pretext of relief?
Po Chi Lam's alright.
You keep the money in custody.
You're still drinking?!
Mrs. Wong.
Still drinking?!
Master Wong, help him back first.
Let me help you.
Why are you still standing there?
Go now!
Yes, dear.
Take care. Good bye
I'm going.
What's happening? Where are we going?
What are you looking at? Follow him!
A bunch of fools!
Are you any better?
You meant to help me?
I would say that you meant to tarnish our image.
You brat!
Now everybody think I raise money under the pretext of relief.
Are you broke? You're even selling the jewelry I gave you.
Who's selling it?
I only showed it to Fa because she liked the pattern.
- What's wrong about that? - You still don't confess.
So why did Mr. Chiu's wife ask him for money to buy it?
Did you lose much on mahjong games?
Fa could've lied to her husband to get the money.
You believe what others say, but not my words, right?
Stepmom, you're great, you have a way.
Kneel properly!
See how drunk you are. Kneel properly!
I told you not to use Drunken Fist or fight with people.
Now you've done all of it.
Drunk to the point of fighting your own father!
You hit your own father?!
That's enough, why are you hitting him?
He was just defending me! I was being beaten up.
What's so wrong about using Drunken Fist?
Aren't you afraid he may get hurt? It's your fault.
I'm not letting him use Drunken Fist for his own good only.
Good? In what way?
You expect him to stick to that old medicine shop all his life?
You two are driving me insane!
You never learn!
Who has messed with this pot of mine?
Damn it! I forgot to fling away the pot.
Tso!
You're responsible for this.
Oh shit!
Dear!
Why getting so upset?
It was me who accidentally ruined the plant.
I sold the necklace because I lost in gambling.
And I forced Fei Hung to use Drunken Fist.
And I made him drink wine as well.
It's right that you yell at me.
Just beat me to death.
Don't you go too far!
Don't just take the blame yourself for everything!
If you're not satisfied, then hit me.
You think I won't dare to hit you?
What are you crying for? I haven't hit yet.
Kill me, kill me, and be a man!
Hitting my own wife, why not?!
Just kill me, think I'm afraid?
One body with two lives of the Wongs.
What?
Are you pregnant?
Why are you still kneeling?
- Get up. - I don't want to.
You want me to kneel? I kneel, kneel, kneel!
Well, I'm sorry, all my fault! Get up.
Great, I'm going to have a brother.
- That's it. - Leave me alone! Keep away!
I'll crouch!
- Don't do that! - Let me down.
I don't need you, I'll back-somersault.
- Don't be like this. - Put me down.
- Are you all right? - I'll spin 360 degrees!
This is all my fault.
Tso, get a chair for Madam.
Ling, sit down first and then we'll talk.
Sorry.
- Are you all right? - You framed me.
I didn't do it on purpose.
Come on, get up.
You did it deliberately. (similar pronunciation to "thank you")
- Is your belly all right? - Don't touch me.
- It's all right - That's good then.
Master.
Mrs. Chan seeks you regarding some urgent business.
You stay here and rest.
Father, you're great, sophisticated as ever.
Nonsense!
Mrs. Chan, what can I help you with?
Master Wong...
...look, this is not ginseng.
I showed it to a Western doctor, and he says it's a poison plant.
I know you wouldn't cheat me, but I'm afraid you've been cheated.
Luckily, my husband took only half of it.
He's now only half alive.
What you pointing at?
It's time for you to repay my favor. Take the blame for it.
Go on.
I'm really sorry for this. Uncle Ho, go and get the antidote Lingtzu.
Boil it and feed it to Mr. Chan. He'll be all right very soon.
Master Wong, no hard feelings.
I've only come to tell you about it.
- I won't disturb you anymore. - I'm really sorry.
Really sorry.
Who did it?
Master..
It was Young Master who did it!
It's not my fault.
Do you know that fake medicine...
Could be fatal?
Po Chi Lam's reputation has been completely ruined by you!
Stepmom, a ginseng grown by dad.
I'm gonna kill you!
Of course he knew, that's why I sold the diamond necklace to buy a ginseng.
A slip of the tongue!
To evade payment of duty,
...your son hid the ginseng in someone else's luggage and it got lost.
To evade tax for me?
Outrageous!
I, Wong Kei Ying, may be poor! But at least I'm honest.
Dishonesty is worse than starvation.
Look at him, look at how you've brought him up.
You want to drink wine?
I'll let you drink it all.
Come on, drink it! Drink!
Drink all of it!
Drink! Drink!
How dare you fight back?
I've brought you up for nothing.
Get out of my sight!
I, Wong Kei Ying, don't want a son like you.
Get out! Get out right away!
Dear, don't be like this.
Stop it!
Fei Hung!
Fei Hung! Fei Hung!
- Get out! - Stop it!
Don't be like this, father and son.
Get out, quick!
Are you out of your mind? He's your father!
Get out!
Fei Hung!
Tso, after him.
Tso!
Over there.
Yes, yes.
- Boss, here you are. - Thank you.
- Shuang Jin, please. - Right away, please be seated!
Fei Hung, the reason your father wouldn't let you loose.
Is because he wants to protect the image of Po Chi Lam.
I don't like talking to you.
A toast to my father. Drink!
Don't drink too much. It's bad for your health.
A song here, please.
I want a song here.
What song do you want, Sir?
"I Hate Daddy", I'll sing it myself.
"I Hate Daddy"
Okay.
♪ I hate daddy ♪
♪ For ruining me repeatedly ♪
♪ Hitting dad, is by mistake ♪
♪ I hate making him feel I did it for vengeance ♪
♪ Teaching and treating his son like a dog ♪
♪ Giving me no freedom even when I'm going out ♪
♪ Without tenderness ♪
♪ I can expect no fatherly love ♪
♪ I hate daddy ♪
♪ For throwing me out ♪
It's him.
And I who thought it was a dinosaur.
Don't think that he's really drunk, his Drunken Fist is terrific.
Well...
...let's just see about this.
It's late at night.
Don't disturb sleeping people.
What are you doing?
None of your business.
We'll beat those who interfere.
Go away!
- Just watch, but no interfering. - Stand aside.
Why don't you play?
I'd like to try your Drunken Fist.
Father won't let me use Drunken Fist.
Watch out, he's just faking.
What's wrong? He was terrific earlier today.
Wong Fei Hung?
- Out of my way! Why are you hitting him? - Stay there.
It's none of your business, stand aside.
Pull him away! Don't let him come close!
Henry, are you stupid? You call this terrific?
No, no! He wasn't like this earlier today.
He was unstoppable. Ask them if you don't believe.
Why hit me?
Isn't your Drunken Fist powerful? Show me.
You call that Drunken Fist?
Kill him while he's drunk.
Hey!
Are you crazy?
There are so many people around, just teach him a lesson.
King of Drunken Fist?
It's Wong Fei Hung.
Master Wong, over there.
(Banner) KING OF DRUNKEN BOXING (Sign) DA ZHA LAN STREET
Fei Hung!
- That's his dad, how embarrassing. - What?
Don't be sad. Remember..
When we were kids, we used to run around naked too.
If I had been present that night, then it might not have happened.
Young Master.
Don't be like this.
Let me tell you some good news.
Guess what, every woman in town wants to be your wife.
You should be happy.
Don't be like this.
Wipe your face.
Where's father?
In the garden.
Fei Hung will never forget that he used Drunken Fist to defeat people.
I have my reason for not letting him use.
To be honest, Drunken Fist is great.
You have to drink to be able to use it, and you may get drunk.
Let alone fighting, you can't even stand steady.
- He gets into trouble because of this. - Don't drink too much then.
He must drink a proper portion before it comes effective.
He gets powerful, but feels no pain when beaten.
Giving the wrong illusion of being powerful.
But if he keeps drinking, then sooner or later he'll turn into an alcoholic.
Is it worth it?
But everything has both good and bad sides to it, as people say:
Water floats, but also capsize boats
So drinking a bit more to fight crime is excusable.
Dear, your words are too profound for me.
Why?
How does 'water floats, also capsizes boats'? How much drink would be a proper portion?
I will never drink again.
You're all grown up now.
Get up, aren't you embarrassed?
Go and thank your two friends. Come on, thank them.
- Is he naughty? - Don't touch him. He's sleeping.
Oh okay.
Here for treatment? Come back tomorrow.
- I'm looking for Wong Fei Hung. - What for?
- I want to get something back from him. - This late? Get what?
I can't tell you.
Did those rascals send you here?
Skirt kick! Don't misunderstand!
- You bloody thief. - What did you say?
That's enough!
Hey, bullying my stepmom?!
Fei Hung, let me help you.
He's hitting my belly.
Father, help!
Fei Hung, does it hurt?
Pretending only, or else father would never help.
Fei Hung, who is that?
- Don't move! - Don't move, or we'll kill you!
I told you two not to move.
Telling you not to move.
I am Wong Kei Ying. Who might you be?
You're worthy of being the coach of the Militia, Master Wong.
I am Fu Wen Chi.
Fu Wen Chi?
The last decorated Manchu officer. It's an honor.
It's nice seeing you.
- This way. - Good.
Stepmom, what did father say?
Damn the military honors. Don't you understand?
You won't understand no matter how I explain.
I don't understand.
Have you found it? Search closely.
Fei Hung, have you found it?
No.
Where could it be?
Tso!
What are you doing?
It's hot. I'm keeping cool over here.
Madam Wong certainly has a sense of humor.
- Where is the stone that I brought back? - What stone?
What is that?
I don't know.
Is it the one I brought back?
I found it!
Hey, I was using it. Why are you taking it away?
- YI HE TEA HOUSE - Mr. Fu, you came all the way from...
from Beijing to Guangzhou.
Now you got back the jade seal, so it was worth the trip.
Yes, the jade seal is a Chinese Royal Emblem.
There have so far been over a dozen Emperors in China.
Missing one jade seal is not too serious, is it?
Today the foreigners steal the jade seal. If you don't do anything about it..
Tomorrow they might pull down the Great Wall.
Then our children will have to go abroad to see Chinese treasure.
Don't you know why the Allies invaded Beijing?
That is to seize the large territory of China.
It's predatory. Would they restrain themselves if you don't collect yourself?
It's but natural that might wins.
You win respect if you're powerful.
Anyone gets bullied if he bullies himself.
Right. Thanks for your guidance, Sir.
Cheers.
How come it's so quiet all of a sudden?
Right. They left without saying a word.
Let me go and see if Tsan has arrived yet
The whole street is deserted.
Chop them to death!
- What a crowd! - Fei Hung, you go first!
I'll open a way for you!
Chop him!
Fei Hung, grasp it!
Go, Sir!
How's the situation?
No problem?
We, the Axe Gang, never fail.
That's good.
Fei Hung!
Sir!
Undress!
Take your shirt off!
Okay!
Catch!
Run!
- What's going on? - There's no boat leaving today.
- Get on out of here! - Go away!
Sir!
Mr. Fu!
Sir!
- Sir! - Help him up.
Sir, hold on!
Hold on!
Sir!
The jade seal..
Don't worry, Sir. I'll get it back for you.
Forget it.
You can't beat them.
Hold on, Sir. I'll help you back to Po Chi Lam.
My father will treat you. You won't die.
Sir!
What's on your mind?
Nothing!
Why did you drop those books?
- Tsan? - Fei Hung?
- Why didn't you tell me you'd come here? - Neither did you.
- Found the jade seal yet? - I'd left if I had found it. Let's go.
It's pitch dark. Have you brought fire?
- Yes. - Light it quick!
Welcome, welcome.
You want to get this back?
You really are too naive.
We've already taken photos of you. Intrusion into a consulate means invasion.
I can punish you any way I like.
Kill us if you have the guts!
Good.
Have you understood everything I've just told you?
Yes.
We planned to buy the land of Po Chi Lam, but always failed.
Now we have the chance to throw out those boxers.
That's right.
Po Chi Lam has been in power for too long.
Now it's our turn.
Send someone to Po Chi Lam.
And tell him his son broke into our consulate illegally. See what he has to say.
If he agrees to sell the land of Sha Min to us for a cheap price,
then his son will be all right.
And we can sit back and relax.
What an outrageous act!
A consulate is foreign territory.
Any intruders are shot on sight.
I'll go and talk sense with them.
Sit down!
You think it's that easy?
There's already trouble enough to have a son captured.
They merely wanted to be heroes.
They're not criminals.
- It was all your fault! - It was all your fault!
- You taught him patriotism. - You taught him witticism.
You lack the dignity of a mother.
Now you're blaming me?
I beg you. Try and think of a solution.
- You think it out. - I can't.
What can we do? The British are after the land of Sha Min.
In other words, you want me to just give it away to them?
If he wants to be a hero, then let him.
I won't take him for a son.
You won't help him?
Then I'll beg his mother to help him.
Sister...
...your son is in trouble.
Nobody wants to help him.
Please show me your divine powers.
- Release them. - Okay, release them.
Are you all right? Your mom's over there.
Master Wong.
- Mom. - They've beaten you badly.
I've beaten them even worse.
- Auntie. - Are you okay, Master?
No problem, only some bruises.
- Master, where are we moving now? - What do you mean?
Master Wong has sold the land of Sha Min.
What?
What has father done?
To help you, Master Wong sold the land to the consulate for a cheap price.
Fei Hung...
...I've covered up for you each time.
But this time I can't do it.
Don't think that kung fu can solve everything.
I regret not having taken father's advice.
Now you really are repenting.
Life changes as a moving river.
It's not too late for you to repent now.
Take it as a lesson.
It's okay now, let's go home.
Check what time there will be a boat sailing to Hong Kong.
In 10 days.
Have you completed the production?
Yes, everything is ready.
Close the factory for the time being and lay them off.
After the shipment leaves, find some cheaper workers.
Yes!
They force us to work overtime.
If we refuse, then they beat us up.
Now they dismiss us without paying, and we have to starve.
Let's talk it over with them.
Tsan, what's happening?
Let's talk about that later.
I've checked it out. The one who hit us is the foreman of the steel factory.
That's right.
Tsan, forget it. The less trouble the better.
Forget it? That guy's really cocky.
We objected to working overtime, and he beat us up right away.
And he stops our work at will too. Look!
They've promised us nothing.
How could the factory have suddenly closed?
Lately I found they've been acting furtively.
Closing the factory..
They must be up to no good.
Fei Hung, what now then?
Why don't you and Uncle Hing go and check it out further.
- See what they are up to. - Okay.
Then we'll try to find a solution, okay?
- Let's go. - Yes.
Looks valuable.
Why are the antiques hidden in the steel for shipment?
- I'll go and tell them. - Go quick.
Yeah?
Fo Sang, go quick!
Go quick!
Over there!
Get them!
Go quick!
Don't worry about me!
Young Master, we are leaving.
Hide yourselves!
- Madam, goodbye. - Take care.
- Take care of the baby. - I will.
Fei Hung?
- Father. - Keep on writing.
- You know what to do? - I'll remember what you said.
I'll visit the drought zone for a few days.
Don't worry, leave everything to me.
Take care now that you're pregnant.
- I will, - Good, I'm leaving.
Dear..
If we were to have a boy, we could name him Wong Tai.
If a girl, then we call her Wong Fei.
Okay, it's up to you.
But you're only 4 months pregnant.
- It may be premature. - Don't say such things.
- I'll be away for a few days only. - Good.
- Fei Hung? - Yes?
- Remember! - I will!
- Master Wong, ready to leave yet? - Coming!
I'll look after Fei Hung.
Don't worry. Take good care on the road.
Hey, you may come out now.
They are really shipping away our Chinese treasures.
Wonder how Uncle Hing is doing?
I've got him involved.
Don't be so silly.
No Chinese would tolerate seeing our treasures being shipped away.
What now, stepmom?
Follow me.
Stepmom, where are you going?
To beat the bastards!
- But father.. - Madam, you're pregnant.
Only 4 months, nothing serious.
Auntie, if something would happen to you..
We wouldn't know how to face Master Wong.
Right, let's just say that son of a bitch is lucky.
Why don't we get some more people to help.
Right. I'll gather up the men.
See you at the front of the bridge.
Fei Hung, let's go.
- We're leaving. - Be careful.
If anything happens to me, take care of my father.
Damn your dirty mouth!
One without ambitions is not my worthy son.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Fei Hung!
Huh?
Don't come back if you don't win!
I understand, stepmom.
Protest unreasonable closure, demand reasonable compensation!
Don't get carried away.
What are you doing here? Go away!
Hand over the treasure or we won't let you go.
- Bullshit! - You bullshit!
Hand over Uncle Hing quickly!
Or else we'll be nasty.
Is that right?
Throw them out!
- Don't move. - Don't shoot.
Fei Hung, go and rescue Uncle Hing.
Come on!
Hey!
Fei Hung!
Don't!
Go and rescue Uncle Hing.
I know where he is.
Good. Keep an eye on him.
Wong Fei Hung's rushing in!
Keep an eye on him!
Wait!
Do you realize what you're doing?
He's helping foreigners to ship away China's treasure. Why help him?
State treasure?
Can we pretend they are food when we are hungry?
- Others will do it if they don't - I won't let you do it.
And you are capable of that?
We saw through you as you stripped.
Didn't the beating at the consulate hurt enough?
I want to try again.
Good, this time you won't get away alive.
He won't die from talking. Kill him.
Hit him.
Hit him!
Kill him!
Come on.
Drunken Fist?
What's the big deal about it?
Come on!
My fist is more powerful.
Anymore?!
Water floats but also capsizes boats?
No water can save you now!
Fit to a T.
Tired of living.
PO CHI LAM
- DONATION TO SAVE ZHI LIN MEDICAL MUSEUM - Master Wong, thank your son for his efforts
to protect a national antique.
You really are a good father.
General, we might as well tell you.
It's my husband who's taught Fei Hung Drunken Fist.
Really?
Then your Drunken Fist must be even more powerful?
- Just a beginner's work. - Like father like son.
Where is your son?
General, to demonstrate the strength of his Drunken Fist,
Fei Hung wrongly drank industrial alcohol. Now his eyes are affected.
Just vomiting and loss of sight.
He's so active, it must be hard not being able to see?
It Is only a temporary symptom.
Let's take a photo.
- Let's go in and see him. - Good, good.
Mr. Ho, hang it up.
He's over there.
- What's he doing? - Practicing blind boxing.
Master, the doctor's been here.
He said the alcohol not only ruined his eyes, but his brain as well.
人生顛顛倒倒 境界更高 ♪ Life is upside down and the realm is higher ♪
拳風風風騷騷 領盡風騷 ♪ This way of boxing is a whirlwind of style ♪
盡情大醉醉是最好 ♪ Drink as much as you can ♪
借酒揮灑我自豪 ♪ It's best to be drunk and show pride through wine ♪
行俠濟世 永不靠刀 ♪ Being a hero without a knife to help the world ♪
人生醜醜好好 不見更好 (不見更好) ♪ Life is ugly, but it's been better (never been better) ♪
事非顛顛倒倒 有誰知道 (有誰知道) ♪ Who knows when it right or wrong? (right or wrong) ♪
是邪是正有壞有好 ♪ Whether good or evil ♪
醉中方知有或無 ♪ You only know when you're drunk ♪
無謂清醒得太早 ♪ Theres no need to wake up too early ♪
莫笑我 醉生一醉何妨 ♪ Don't laugh at me for being drunk ♪
狂也放 把千秋喝光 ♪ Drink with all your life to release the madness ♪
莫笑我 醉中真我未忘 ♪ Don't laugh at me, I'm drunk but I still know myself ♪
讓我笑著醉闖萬重浪 ♪ Let me laugh and get drunk into a heavy wave ♪
人生三分清醒 海濶天高 ♪ You feel how deep the sea and how high the sky with 30% sobriety ♪
留低七分顛倒 有何不好 ♪ Whats wrong with being drunk for the other 70%? ♪
又搖又跌卻未跌倒 ♪ I sway but never fall ♪
醉酒方知我路途 ♪ I only know where I'm going when drunk ♪
行俠濟世 永不靠刀 ♪ Being a hero without a knife to help the world ♪
來圓呀 我地欽勝啊 Someone come over and we’ll have a drink!
企穩马步 松日松 Stand firm and we’ll relax.
酒過三杯 成咁盡好 After three drinks, all is well!
拳打腳踢南北西東 Punching and kicking everywhere.
打完老虎 我變成龍 After beating the tiger, I become a dragon. (I feel great after doing martial arts)
咪老二系我代功 I do martial arts...
四大皆空系真英雄啊 ...and am my most badass when I don’t care about anything else.
(Chinese drinking game sounds)
人生三分清醒 海濶天高 ♪ You feel how deep the sea and how high the sky with 30% sobriety ♪
留低七分顛倒 有何不好 ♪ Whats wrong with being drunk for the other 70%? ♪
又搖又跌卻未跌倒 ♪ I sway but never fall ♪
醉酒方知我路途 ♪ I only know where I'm going when drunk ♪
行俠濟世 永不靠刀 ♪ Being a hero without a knife to help the world ♪
無謂計較誰是最高 ♪ Who cares who’s the highest? ♪